A conversation with Vanessa Williams
Vanessa Williams
Vanessa Williams born March 18th, 1963 (Pisces)
The next release from Vanessa Williams will be a vinyl-only album of country covers of John Lennon greatest hits, sung in Maori, Chinese and Japanese (pixabay photo)

Vanessa, do you have something to say to young people?
I guess! Don't let the color of your skin make you feel out of place. Unless you are violet. In that case consult a doctor as soon as possible.

Which is your earliest memory?
I have a somehow fuzzy and strange recollection. In his bed a very rich old man is dying. He has a crystal glass globe in his hand. Inside the ball there is a wintery scene. As he bites the dust he breaths his last word, "Rosebud". The glass sphere falls and shatters into little pieces on the floor.

Actually I think this is a famous scene from the movie "Citizen Kane".
Holy cow! To be honest, yesterday night I dozed in front of the TV.

Can you corroborate the noise about your role in the incident of Kraken photos?
Thou, cockered dread-bolted canker-blossom! How do you dare?

What are you working about?
I'm writing the music score for a remake of "Jaws: The Revenge", a timeless gem whose sense has not been fully recognized by viewers.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are these the only cooks you know?

Do you know any good warts cure?
Sure, here it is my guaranteed panacea for warts. Mix three parts of beer, two parts of ground coffee and some soy sauce in a bowl, then apply the resulting potion on your chin and your back.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a blue koala on my foot. It implements a GPS, so I can be rescued if I get lost in a storm of snow, but unluckily it works better if I'm somehow undressed.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Vanessa Williams' private telephone number :
3449640820 9302056724 752028208 6281748838 3577627135 5518352232 7068611983 6766043544 2603448805 7053051644 7785569664 8729928996 8413502899 8133069217 9626226844 3546047497 3155369585 9198454619 3872321520 688564914
I patiently lined up an appointment with Vanessa Williams many weeks in advance. The resulting transcription was awesome, like "Siddhartha" rewritten by Tarzan. So, it was awfully damaging, to put it mildly, that my uncle Joe devoured my only copy! After I came out from stupor, I made an attempt to remember those impressive words. I want to be frank here: I'm not so sure this web page contains an entirely precise account of what transpired during our appointment, and I'm beginning to doubt it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.