Vanessa, do you have something to say to young people?
I guess! Don't let the color of your skin make you feel out of place. Unless you are violet. In that case consult a doctor as soon as possible.
Which is your earliest memory?
I have a somehow fuzzy and strange recollection. In his bed a very rich old man is dying. He has a crystal glass globe in his hand. Inside the ball there is a wintery scene. As he bites the dust he breaths his last word, "Rosebud". The glass sphere falls and shatters into little pieces on the floor.
Actually I think this is a famous scene from the movie "Citizen Kane".
Holy cow! To be honest, yesterday night I dozed in front of the TV.
Can you corroborate the noise about your role in the incident of Kraken photos?
Thou, cockered dread-bolted canker-blossom! How do you dare?
What are you working about?
I'm writing the music score for a remake of "Jaws: The Revenge", a timeless gem whose sense has not been fully recognized by viewers.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are these the only cooks you know?
Do you know any good warts cure?
Sure, here it is my guaranteed panacea for warts. Mix three parts of beer, two parts of ground coffee and some soy sauce in a bowl, then apply the resulting potion on your chin and your back.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a blue koala on my foot. It implements a GPS, so I can be rescued if I get lost in a storm of snow, but unluckily it works better if I'm somehow undressed.
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