What do you think about the international situation?
Nonsense! It's hard to figure it when you spend your days among piles of dough pampered by capable servants, but there are regions where it is difficult to find even a tolerable corn dog.
If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Louis XVI of France.
Could you suggest a remedy for diarrhea?
Here it is my sure cure for diarrhea. Mix one part of white wine, three parts of energy drink and some tomato sauce. Guzzle this mixture every 20 minutes for 5 hours.
Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yep! It was an extremely tormented experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Harry S. Truman manifested and determined that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a Charlemagne's aunt.
What would you like to do right now?
Talk to a guru about my future.
Your agent told me you are just back from a series of concerts in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be frank, I lived 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Sheraton hotel. The silver lining? I learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds.
Who are your heroes?
Daniel (the underestimated cousin of Alan Turing), Yoda, and myself.
If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It's a no-brainer: Emmanuelle Chriqui, since I liked her as Bilbo Baggins.
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