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An interview with Vera Lynn
Vera Lynn
Vera Lynn born March 20th, 1917 (Pisces)
By popular demand of her fans, Vera Lynn will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a week. The proceeds ($1,000/night) will be granted to an organization for the cure of legionellosis in bears (source)

Vera, you are always so strapping. Which is your secret?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: in December I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue crabs, blue potatoes and blue jays died by natural causes.

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
Since I have discovered ecology, I can't wipe my private parts with industrial products anymore. My toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Archiphyllaria basalis, an almost extinct bulb native of Chile.

Do you like to cook?
You bet not! But I like to design salads. My all time favorite is a mix of pulled pork and seitan, which I assume can be suited for both vegans and normal people.

Could you share the recipe with us?
By all means! You take the pulled pork and the seitan and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some sesame buns.

It does not matter, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made those sandwiches, you cast off the bread and mix pulled pork and seitan with some paprika and you are done!

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a concept and you say the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: rock.

Vera : repulsion

Q: birthday
Vera : repulsion

Q: coworkers
Vera : repulsion

Maybe another time, right?

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Vera Lynn's secret telephone number :
3889434969 4705965602 3963959122 2527291569 757671861 2252276325 639332235 7972457496 4582757799 959049571 3945303472 9675457808 2583883324 332427277 9231389232 843206418 9673577300 624675024 5564477386 3259006695
Clearly, singers are over-booked people. It's not easy for them to fix an appointment for an interview. So we decided to leave Vera Lynn completely alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Therefore, this web page is an an esoteric transcription we obtained thanks to a trained mind reader.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.