Who are your heroes?
Martin Luther, Spiderman, and myself.
Do you know Laura Garcia (a former archaeologist, now a gunsmith) from Midland?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been engaged to her for 3 months. Then there was some commotion about some licentious photographs sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to a hasty ending.
Apart from singing, is there something in which you excel?
Well, I can move both my ears in synchrony while I pat my back.
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to weasels, hydrochloric acid and helicopters.
Your zodiac sign is Pisces. Are you a typical Pisces?
That's right! I'm very cordial, active, flexible and restless. My friends say that I'm also a bit paradoxical but that I think it is usual in artists.
Vera, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
You bet! Modern studies have made clear that getting drunk like a Pennsylvania congressman may have sour long-term consequences, like loss of taste or death. But dread no more! Buy "Vera's marvel", now with Armastana sarcophylla syrup. Just $19.99 for 80 tablets, only in the best Russian groceries (Note : Not actually a drug. It
often may cause myopia or induce paranoia. Cholesterol-free. A tablet supplies 100% RDA of bacteria).
Vera, what is your opinion about global warming?
I have reasons to believe that this global warming rigmarole is presumably an abominable machination of Hyrule's undercover agents.
Could you improvise a song for us.
Absolutely! Here it is
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