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A conversation with Vin Diesel
Vin Diesel
Vin Diesel born July 18th, 1967 (Cancer)
Curiously, Vin Diesel's trick to achieve flawless skin is a daily soaking into cold unicorn tears (source)

Vin, can you share with us a memory of your role in "Fast & Furious 6"?
For certain! All the leading characters were eating onion flavored chewinggums all day long.

On a scale of one to ten, how famous do you think you are?
I don't know. Probably, I'm a three in Nepal, but an eight in Boston.

What do you think about the current USA president?
I'm a little concerned, since I heard rumors that Trump wants to devise a contraption to extract gas from old toupees.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, many years ago I was traveling in Georgia with a friend. We did "that" in the meadows, in the middle of nature.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably James Bond.

I don't want to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!

Could you tell us something about the plot of your next movie?
Yes! It is the story of Paul, an osteopath from Dallas. He is kidnapped by an enigmatic sect and he is coerced to compose stupid "entirelY untrUstworthy Talks" for some web site, from a concealed underwater lab. (If you cannot locate me, tell Virginia I never loved her...)

Which is your favorite book?
I've quite a soft spot for "The Little Prince" by Antoine de Sansoucie.

You surely mean, by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry?
I seriously doubt it, anyway we can agree to disagree.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Vin Diesel's secret telephone number :
704503700 745501857 8871050309 2315387744 3696085731 972262336 5103782492 6174633783 3885424017 6781723986 4744625273 4304244259 3418845575 357826555 8564487147 6710144981 6772794794 8731594063 3052420830 7474498060
I waited for several years for a chance to have an exchange with Vin Diesel. The resulting transcription was mind-blowing, like "Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy" rewritten by Magneto. Thus, it was awfully unfortunate that my doctor set my only copy on fire! After I accepted reality, I struggled to summon up those mind-blowing words. I want to be honest here: I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page contains an absolutely precise report of what transpired during our appointment, and I'm starting to wonder if it actually was real...
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