If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
Hell yeah! I have acquired an unreasonable fear for Teddy bears, due to a curious accident occurred to my aunt. I'm also scared by roller coasters, but that is quite common.
When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional actor?
Really? I did not. My imaginary friend and I decided that I would have become a cab driver. But, you know, sometimes you've got to start from the bottom.
Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I believe that cooking is a huge waste of time. After all, there are fast food joints and cafeterias willing to deliver my daily dose of sugars and vitamines. In the few occasions I cook for my disciples, I like to create salads. My cornerstone is a mix of sausages and bean sprouts, which I assume can be cool for both vegetarians and normal people.
Intriguing! Would you like to share the recipe with us?
Jawohl! You take the sausages and the bean sprouts and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some Italian focaccia.
It does not matter, my recipe comes from one for sandwiches. So you make those sandwiches, then you dispose of the bread and mix sausages and bean sprouts with some ketchup and you are done!
Where did you go on your last holiday?
Last year I rented an exquisite villa on the secretive hills of Serbia. The payment included a moat around the villa to ensure my privacy but also a horde of extras portraying devotees to let me feel at home.
Do you have a favorite book?
I'm crazy about "Catch-22" by Joseph Teller.
You mean, by Joseph Heller?
I'm not used to be corrected by ugly people, and anyway I've heard it both ways.
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