Do people scream your name and follow you everywhere you go?
Exactamundo! I dig people's mind. I really make no distinction as to race, sex, or religion: I'm known to cheer outstanding MIT professors and disconsolate accountants to the same extent. It's nice to hear that there are 12 avenues with my name in three different countries, not counting Uzbekistan and Qumar, which I did not know they were countries.
Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Yes! It is untoward that I have little time, if any, to put down the words. Last winter I've read the back cover of "Siddhartha", and I found it quite acceptable. Thus, I've ordered my agent to call the author - a certain Hermann Hesse - since I really need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any answer.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
A court order restrains me from talking about it.
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?
Sure thing! I have acquired an unreasonable fear for Smurfs, owing to a strange accident happened to my cousin. I'm also terrified by roller coasters, but that is quite common.
Where will you go on your next holiday?
For next summer I leased a chic manor in a hidden valley of Brobdingnag. The only issue was making a transfer in Linden dollars to the kindly gentleman from Nigeria that proposed me the affair by email.
What do you think about the current Oscar controversy?
To be sincere, this is a hot potato.
Are you allergic to anything?
Absolutely! I'm allergic to ethylene, poverty and hare milk (don't ask!).
Vincent, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Vincent's gem". In the middle of one of my famed studies in the Hymalayas, I uncovered an inconspicuous shrub unknown to botanists, now named Diecera agrifolia, which every 5 years blooms and gives fruits whose taste reminds of apples and chives. You have to be rich enough even to find it strange...
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