Do you know any good indigestion cure?
Sure, in case of indigestion, mix two parts of white wine, three parts of instant coffee and some ranch dressing inside a coconut, then apply this potion on your arms and your elbows.
Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yep! It was a tormented experience. Suddenly, the spirit of Johann Gutenberg appeared and certified that I'm the reincarnation of a Napoleon's homonym.
Viola, do you like prairie dogs?
I sure don't!
Why you do not like prairie dogs, if I may ask?
First of all, they stink! And one prairie dog bite my grandpa's leg. That was one of the motives I decided to become an actress, so I may probably rethink my position on prairie dogs.
Have you made plans for the New Year?
Actually, I had some disputes with my agent, the simplest way out is changing my name, so next year I will be forced to use the name "Viola Dyvis".
Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To fortify my character, I periodically take a siesta on a bed made of rough sandpaper and rusty barbed wire abundantly showered with salt.
When you were a little girl, did you see acting as a possible profession?
Sadly no, and I still hope that, one day, penguins will rule the earth without the need for secrecy.
Which is your favorite karaoke song?
I can win a contest singing "I Never Loved a Man" by Aretha Franklin.
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