Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
In my opinion, common brands are for common people. My personal hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Melolasia attenuata, an almost extinct bulb native of Colombia.
Walton, your zodiac sign is Scorpio. May I read you your horoscope?
Do as you want, but I don't believe in zodiacal nonsense.
You will ram into a homeless stranger from Indianapolis, an automotive electrician named George with both ears on the same side of the head. He will propose you to open a gopher breeding farm in Arkansas. Don't believe him!
Ho-hum! Too late, that actually happened yesterday!
What would you like to do right now?
Take a stroll in a minefield.
Could you rebut the buzz about your participation in the shady affair of Sasquatch photos?
Could I? I guess! Do I want? Not likely!
Do you like to cook?
I hardly think so! But I like to devise salads. My cornerstone is a mix of beef jerk and soybeans, which I believe can be cool for both vegans and normal people.
Could you share the recipe with us?
Yep! You take the beef jerk and the soybeans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some whole-grain buns.
Do not mind, my recipe comes from one for sandwiches. After you made those sandwiches, you throw away the bread and mix beef jerk and soybeans with some lemon juice and you are done!
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