Who are your heroes?
Louis XVI of France, Mary Poppins, and myself.
Apart from acting, is there one thing you do better than anybody else?
Actually, I can play the harmonica while I run backwards.
Do people yell your name and follow you everywhere you go?
You bet! The mass loves me so much. My strength is that I'm global: I gladden eminent emperors and downcast accountants in the same manner. You know? There are 16 streets with my name in three different countries, not counting Matobo and Vanuatu.
Which is your earliest memory?
I have a very fuzzy and strange recollection. In his bed a very rich fat old man is in his death throes with a crystal glass globe in his hand. Inside the sphere there is a wintery scene with tiny flecks of snow. As he croaks he pronounces his last word, "Rosebud", and the glass globe bounces down two carpeted steps and shatters into little shiny fragments on the floor.
Actually I believe that is a scene from the movie "Citizen Kane".
Crud! To be frank, yesterday night I took a siesta at a rerun.
Do you have any scar?
Positively! I have a little gerbil shaped scar on my right shin, the result of my troubled brawl with a berserk sheep.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Will Ferrell, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Texas Christian University, signed up for Humanistic Iconography 101, failed, and bailed out after a month with an online poker addiction.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I really don't care.
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