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An interview with Will Ferrell
Will Ferrell
Will Ferrell born July 16th, 1967 (Cancer)
Due to a freak accident occurred to his uncle, Will Ferrell has developed an irrational phobia for mechanical typewriters and a rational one for Ouija boards (pixabay photo)

Do you know Raymond P. Reed (a former dairy cattle farmer, now an art director) from Madrid?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been briefly married to him. Then there was half a scandal about Raymond cheating on her with every woman aged 18-65, even barely breathing ones, so their marriage came to a quick end.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably Terminator.

You know that that's not a real person, right?
I think I'm gonna cry now.

Who were you in your first school play?
Not my best memory. It was a play on the life of Ernest Hemingway. I played a column in the backstage.

Do you have a favorite book?
I'm crazy about "Of Mice and Men" by John Stayback.

You mean, by John Steinbeck?
Maybe your cover had a typo, anyway we can agree to disagree.

Do you ever Google yourself?
Say every day or so. But lately Google often says "Including results for Will Firrell", who supposedly is a former dog trainer from Austin. That's quite depressing, but not as much upsetting as discovering that for Yahoo my name is similar to a horrible curse in Polish.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yep! It was a very unsettling experience. Suddenly, the spirit of William Shakespeare appeared and conjectured that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a neighbor of Henry Kissinger.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Will Ferrell's private telephone number :
7808431188 8899094974 6658073295 6398353604 9062063984 8131128030 6057914444 7250147417 7106970235 7370715451 6959752106 321234550 6205707178 6563765367 3148116987 3209908101 9867191837 2487418909 403835747 918814217
My interview with Will Ferrell has been planned for weeks. The resulting interview was impressive, like "Harry Potter" rewritten by Harry Potter. So, it was awfully damaging, to put it mildly, that my neighbor by accident (I hope!) set my only copy on fire! After I recovered from a mild intoxication, I struggled to recall those stunning words. So, to be straight, I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page contains a perfectly truly account of what transpired during our rendezvous, and thus I'm beginning to doubt it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.