An interview with Will Ferrell
Will Ferrell
Will Ferrell born July 16th, 1967 (Cancer)
Will Ferrell has obtained an honorable mention in one of the past editions of the Beard and Moustache Championship (source)

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Will Ferrell, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and licked the filling from all the Oreos in the common kitchen until they gave me a job.

What do you eat between meals?
Grapefruits with chives, a chicken nugget, four cheddar cheese slices, and a glass of white wine.

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is currently very grim, since there are regions where it is impossible to find even a tolerable hamburger.

As everybody knows, the problem of albinism in cows is attaining huge proportions. Is Will Ferrell doing anything in this respect?
Naturally! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,000 per night) will be donated to an organization for the cure of albinism in cows.

Your zodiac sign is Cancer. Are you a typical Cancer?
Not no, but hell no! I'm amiable, somehow sleepy, self-willed and impetuous. My relatives say that I'm also a bit paradoxical but that I think it is usual in artist.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My real love is Bach.

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?
I guess so! I suffer with an irrational phobia for mechanical typewriters, after a bizzarre accident happened to my cousin. I'm also scared by crocodiles, but that is quite common.

Will, which is your trick to obtain spotless skin?
Only few know it is a weekly dousing with cold cement.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Will Ferrell's private telephone number :
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My exchange with Will Ferrell has been patiently planned for days. The resulting piece was fantastic, like "Eat, Pray, Love" rewritten by the Green Arrow. It was awfully unfortunate, to put it mildly, that my neighbor shredded my only copy! After I accepted reality, I tried to remember those impressive words. I want to be frank, I'm not so confident this web page is an entirely truly account of our meeting, and now I'm beginning to wonder if it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.