If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Will Ferrell, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and licked the filling from all the Oreos in the common kitchen until they gave me a job.
What do you eat between meals?
Grapefruits with chives, a chicken nugget, four cheddar cheese slices, and a glass of white wine.
What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is currently very grim, since there are regions where it is impossible to find even a tolerable hamburger.
As everybody knows, the problem of albinism in cows is attaining huge proportions. Is Will Ferrell doing anything in this respect?
Naturally! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,000 per night) will be donated to an organization for the cure of albinism in cows.
Your zodiac sign is Cancer. Are you a typical Cancer?
Not no, but hell no! I'm amiable, somehow sleepy, self-willed and impetuous. My relatives say that I'm also a bit paradoxical but that I think it is usual in artist.
Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My real love is Bach.
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?
I guess so! I suffer with an irrational phobia for mechanical typewriters, after a bizzarre accident happened to my cousin. I'm also scared by crocodiles, but that is quite common.
Will, which is your trick to obtain spotless skin?
Only few know it is a weekly dousing with cold cement.
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