We are here tonight with a special guest, Will Poulter, who just survived the mammoth task of his last movie. Hi, Will, and welcome to Of Mice and Man and Celebrities.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.
Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
I can proudly tell you that I make my own brand. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Polylacca agrifolia, an almost extinct shrub native of Brutopia.
What do you have in your pockets?
I got a pyramid of banknotes in my pockets. You can watch them, you can ever caress them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...
Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
Yep. I'm in the middle of filming the sequel of "Battlefield Earth", an underestimated classic whose relevance has not been fully perceived by the public.
Could you improvise a poem for us.
I'll do! Here it is
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the dune buggy appearing in your last movie?
I plead not guilty.
You are always in fine fettle. Which is your secret?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: in July I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue corn, blue crabs and naturally deceased blue jays.
Should you give up acting, which career would you like to pick up?
Almost surely that of midwife, since I already have some experience in that field.
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