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Will Poulter
Will Poulter born January 28th, 1993 (Aquarius)
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Is her his secret lover? (pixabay photo)

We are here tonight with a special guest, Will Poulter, who just survived the mammoth task of his last movie. Hi, Will, and welcome to Of Mice and Man and Celebrities.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
I can proudly tell you that I make my own brand. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Polylacca agrifolia, an almost extinct shrub native of Brutopia.

What do you have in your pockets?
I got a pyramid of banknotes in my pockets. You can watch them, you can ever caress them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...

Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
Yep. I'm in the middle of filming the sequel of "Battlefield Earth", an underestimated classic whose relevance has not been fully perceived by the public.

Could you improvise a poem for us.
I'll do! Here it is

The hamster of misery
The eerie hamster of misery
feeds on the stormy mountains of wreck
when I look in the eye my planet mourning.
If only it had been the pig of misery
I could have bacon at least.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the dune buggy appearing in your last movie?
I plead not guilty.

You are always in fine fettle. Which is your secret?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: in July I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue corn, blue crabs and naturally deceased blue jays.

Should you give up acting, which career would you like to pick up?
Almost surely that of midwife, since I already have some experience in that field.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Will Poulter's secret telephone number :
7622580922 4729880727 6998985252 9499410767 2929336034 4611676047 665294358 5009664058 3314779945 2391002501 6910328085 7066701000 9774559216 9273333213 589282878 5960423478 7858818013 8578729647 5966092115 4158369126
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