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Will Smith
Will Smith born September 25th, 1968 (Libra)
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Less known fact: Will Smith has lived for 6 years in a Klingon cooperative in Chicago (source)

We are here tonight with a special guest, Will Smith, who just survived the mammoth task of his last movie. Hi, Will, and welcome to Tales Of The Well-Known.
Good evening to you, and thank you for calling me.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
In my dreams it is an anteater. A large, fat, quiet anteater, glutted and heavy-eyed in the summer shade.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Richard Wagner.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Will Smith, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and rang their doorbell until they gave me a job.

Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
Imho, common brands are for common people. My toilet paper is obtained from Potacisaria megacarpa, a very scarce green rose that only grows in Tibet.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a brown armadillo on my belly. It is glowing in the dark, so I can be find if I get lost in a storm of snow, but unfortunately it works only if I'm somehow disrobed.

Will, you seem to be always so cheerful and sunny. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to confess it, but I do. I believe that each one has a dark side. Sometimes, when I face a colleague, my sight fades out and I grit my teeth. And then, without warning, I fight the urge to seal those lecherous eyes for good. That is my sunny side... I let you figure out how dark my dark side is.

As everybody knows, the problem of mononucleosis in hedgehogs is attaining epic dimensions. Is Will Smith doing anything in this respect?
Indeed! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night a week. The proceeds ($900 per night) will be donated to a foundation for the cure of mononucleosis in hedgehogs.

Will Smith refused to divulge his private telephone number, but here are a few random numbers you can dream about :
8825406963 3935196675 2801447455 6883331562 596355415 704016829 6547268452 9900539381 5181692608 688938734 6005739108 903812822 9808018087 9025149991 7669603852 9972806144 2300680248 374775408 997447660 2992457975
I have a confession to make. My supervisor had planned my short exchange with Will Smith several days beforehand. Unluckily, I realized at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like learning Chinese or feeding my pet cow. So, the interview above is essentially based on what Will Smith would have probably answered if I have met him, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.