We are here tonight with a special guest, Will Smith, who just saw the birth of his last movie. Hi, Will, and welcome to Mythical Celebrities.
I say it was about time you folks invited me. I saw Kanye West the other night and, to be honest, I did not like it.
What’s the best sound in the world?
It is the stimulating clink of two diamonds caressing each other. However, my agent asked to write instead something more crowd-pleasing, like "the effervescent laugh of an innocent child " or "the relaxing purr of a pleased kitten".
What do you think about the last Oscar dispute?
Surely, this is a hot potato.
If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably Mary Poppins.
Where do you go when you die?
30 feet under, most of the times. If you are burned then your ashes can waste space on somebody's mantelpiece.
Do you do your own shopping?
I'm so time-poor while doing influential things to waste time on such trifles. Usually, I have a squad of shopping gurus to compile my grocery list and texting it to a number of pro buyers distributed around the globe. For the garbs, I ever pay a team of surrogates, one for each body part.
Do you know Melissa White (a former ship's master, now a metallurgist) from Shreveport?
Not personally, but my cousin has been briefly married to her. Then there was a public embarrassment about Melissa cheating on him with every man aged 18-65, even barely breathing ones, so their marriage came to a hasty ending.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Well, years ago I was traveling in Uruguay with a special friend. You know, one thing led to another and so we did "it" in the tent, under the stars, in the middle of nature.
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