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A conversation with Will Smith
Will Smith
Will Smith born September 25th, 1968 (Libra)
Will Smith's attempt to launch his perfume scented with cabbage essence has been a tremendous flop (pixabay photo)

We are here tonight with a special guest, Will Smith, who just saw the birth of his last movie. Hi, Will, and welcome to Mythical Celebrities.
I say it was about time you folks invited me. I saw Kanye West the other night and, to be honest, I did not like it.

What’s the best sound in the world?
It is the stimulating clink of two diamonds caressing each other. However, my agent asked to write instead something more crowd-pleasing, like "the effervescent laugh of an innocent child " or "the relaxing purr of a pleased kitten".

What do you think about the last Oscar dispute?
Surely, this is a hot potato.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably Mary Poppins.

Where do you go when you die?
30 feet under, most of the times. If you are burned then your ashes can waste space on somebody's mantelpiece.

Do you do your own shopping?
I'm so time-poor while doing influential things to waste time on such trifles. Usually, I have a squad of shopping gurus to compile my grocery list and texting it to a number of pro buyers distributed around the globe. For the garbs, I ever pay a team of surrogates, one for each body part.

Do you know Melissa White (a former ship's master, now a metallurgist) from Shreveport?
Not personally, but my cousin has been briefly married to her. Then there was a public embarrassment about Melissa cheating on him with every man aged 18-65, even barely breathing ones, so their marriage came to a hasty ending.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Well, years ago I was traveling in Uruguay with a special friend. You know, one thing led to another and so we did "it" in the tent, under the stars, in the middle of nature.

Will Smith refused to divulge his private telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
4048540649 8840811784 8439833207 8566926228 554764952 2441890997 9577113011 7951501439 8264806929 2762064557 9629707641 9394349190 6590458343 3164483909 3115538893 4455968097 4305479228 920549162 3195650586 8499379775
Clearly, vips are frantic people. It's not easy for them to fix a meet for an interview. So we decided to leave Will Smith peacefully alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing him. Thus, this web page is an an extrasensorial transcription we obtained thanks to a professional mind reader from Las Vegas.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.