A talk with Willa Holland
Willa Holland
Willa Holland born June 18th, 1991 (Gemini)
In her will, Willa Holland has provided that her body should be buried inside a pyramid (pixabay photo)

Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a purple koala on my elbow. It contains a radiotransmitter, so I can be rescued if I get lost in a storm of snow, but unluckily it works only if I'm slightly au naturel.

You are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be honest, I lived 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Best Western hotel. Funny thing: I learnt to stun flies by staring at them.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the scorpion appearing in your last movie?
Sheesh! How did you find out!? My conduct was strictly professional, as it always has been.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I figure a raccoon. A big, fat, quiet raccoon, replete and heavy-eyed in the summer shade.

Which is your technique for eternal beauty?
Only few know it is a weekly sponging with cold tomato soup.

Do you have any birthmark?
Yes, I do. I have a tiny anteater shaped birthmark on my left elbow. Probably my father did inadvertently swallow an anteater while my mother was expecting me.

A famous person you think to as an inspiration?
As several people say, George W. Bush, because of our artful hair style. In my dreams we both breed little foxs.

Willa, do you have any vice?
My vice is telling the truth when it no longer seems a virtue. See, probably you are going to condemn me for that, but another vice of mine is not giving a damn.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Willa Holland's secret telephone number :
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Let's face it, celebrities are very over-booked people. It's difficult for them to fix an appointment for an interview. So we decided to leave Willa Holland alone and we obtained the interview above without her help. Thus, this web page is an an extrasensorial transcription we obtained via a mind reader.
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