When your are not on the set, which is your favored diversion?
I think that collecting and trading old TV antennas is a noble activity.
Willem, where did you go on your last holiday?
Last summer I leased a luxurious castle on the secretive mountains of Ecuador. The rent included barbed wire aplenty to preserve my privacy but also a mob of local extras portraying paparazzi.
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to prairie dog milk, ascorbic acid and liars.
Willem, is there a deep moral behind your "Spider-Man"?
Yep! That anything is possible when you have the will and the money.
Do you have any scar?
All right! I have a tiny macaron shaped scar on my right ankle, a souvenir of my troubled confrontation with a drunk ferret.
Willem, do you have something to say to young people?
Yes! Recent research has proved that sniffing glue like a vacuum cleaner may have troublesome long-term consequences, like loss of hair or sudden death. But fret no more! Buy "Willem's shield", now with Dasyspivia setosa tincture. Just $29.99 for 70 capsules, only in the best Mexican groceries (Note : Not actually a drug. It
often may cause dengue or induce suicide. Gluten-free. It may contain traces of soybean and mud).
Do you know any good migraine cure?
Sure, in case of migraine, mix two parts of whiskey, three parts of energy drink and some lemon juice in the skull of a panda, then drink this concoction every 15 minutes for at least 5 hours.
I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can divulge here is that it will be my unofficial autobiography, a long due work soon to be released in montly instalments.
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