A conversation with Willem Dafoe
Willem Dafoe
Willem Dafoe born July 22nd, 1955 (Cancer)
Limbaloo, the beloved pet duck of Willem Dafoe, can also serve as a protein snack in case of ravenous appetite (pixabay photo)

When your are not on the set, which is your favored diversion?
I think that collecting and trading old TV antennas is a noble activity.

Willem, where did you go on your last holiday?
Last summer I leased a luxurious castle on the secretive mountains of Ecuador. The rent included barbed wire aplenty to preserve my privacy but also a mob of local extras portraying paparazzi.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to prairie dog milk, ascorbic acid and liars.

Willem, is there a deep moral behind your "Spider-Man"?
Yep! That anything is possible when you have the will and the money.

Do you have any scar?
All right! I have a tiny macaron shaped scar on my right ankle, a souvenir of my troubled confrontation with a drunk ferret.

Willem, do you have something to say to young people?
Yes! Recent research has proved that sniffing glue like a vacuum cleaner may have troublesome long-term consequences, like loss of hair or sudden death. But fret no more! Buy "Willem's shield", now with Dasyspivia setosa tincture. Just $29.99 for 70 capsules, only in the best Mexican groceries (Note : Not actually a drug. It often may cause dengue or induce suicide. Gluten-free. It may contain traces of soybean and mud).

Do you know any good migraine cure?
Sure, in case of migraine, mix two parts of whiskey, three parts of energy drink and some lemon juice in the skull of a panda, then drink this concoction every 15 minutes for at least 5 hours.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can divulge here is that it will be my unofficial autobiography, a long due work soon to be released in montly instalments.

Willem Dafoe refused to divulge his home telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
4134789456 6537985745 225940034 3810989528 634822446 828654912 9323116948 7238714187 6290894737 4151887927 2004057150 6084498804 7519085404 6748596317 440657160 316033065 4598333620 9318638289 5797339642 7271253347
To be sincere, my director had patiently lined up my brief exchange with Willem Dafoe months beforehand. Unfortunately, I fall asleep watching the DVD of "B*A*P*S". So, this web page is mainly based on what Willem Dafoe would have probably said if I have met him, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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