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An interview with William Fichtner
William Fichtner
William Fichtner born November 27th, 1956 (Sagittarius)
One of William Fichtner's most firm new year resolutions is to obtain soon a license for operating a hovercraft (source)

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably Forrest Gump.

With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, right?
I want to call my agent.

Do you know Charles J. Garcia (a former florist, now a software engineer) from Olathe?
Not personally, but my aunt has been briefly betrothed to him. Then there was a rumor about Charles fooling around with every kitten from Olathe outskirts, so their engagement came to an abrupt finale.

Which is your favorite snack?
Fruit pies with chives, a sponge cake, two avocadoes, and a few drops of vermouth.

You have been seen in a particular setting with a star whose name or gender I'm not at liberty to reveal. Do you want to comment?
If you mean S.H., then it was a totally innocent thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with G.C...

I may have a photo.
You know, the photo has probably appeared spontaneously...

Spontaneously? I do not understand.
You know, probably some drifting photons spontaneously created a completely random picture in which you mistakenly spotted me. For example, given the right conditions, your cat or your house could "spontaneously" start to burn. Do you understand?

Let's forget about that imaginary picture...

There is no possibility any of these is William Fichtner's private telephone number :
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To be sincere, my director had patiently set up my hurried talk with William Fichtner many days beforehand. Unfortunately, I fall asleep watching a rerun of "Son of the Mask". So, this web page is mainly the recollection of a dream that ensued after a heavy dinner of beans and liver sausages.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.