An interview with William Fichtner
William Fichtner
William Fichtner born November 27th, 1956 (Sagittarius)
Should William Fichtner give up acting, his second best choice as working career would be Smarties color sorter (pixabay photo)

Do you know the "word association" game? I tell you a word and you say another word. I begin with :
Q: moon.

William : indifference

Q: time
William : indifference

Q: coworkers
William : indifference

I don't think you are in the right mood.
If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?

Yes! I have developed an irrational phobia for zombies, due to an uncanny accident occurred to my aunt. I'm also terrified by lions, but that is quite common.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the desk appearing in your last movie?
It beats me how such a trifle has all of a sudden triggered public debate.

William, do you like jackals?
No chance!

Why you do not like jackals, if I may ask?
To be honest, they stink! And one jackal bite my grandpa in his intimate parts. That was one of the reasons I become an artist, so I should reconsider my opinion about jackals.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are William Fichtner's secret telephone number :
241825441 928881848 872268574 6134491821 559086431 3674166946 362180025 4537037117 8581178094 8752778689 7610788373 2320785287 5288547501 2865415020 982228762 4167914747 9627661433 888032099 8956154207 6894969056
Celebrities are busy people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave William Fichtner totally alone and obtain the interview above without disturbing him. Thus, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained thanks to a trained mind reader from Sacramento.
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