Have you ever participated in a séance?
Naturally! But just one time. It was a very excruciating experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Augustus appeared and determined that I'm probably the reincarnation of Steven Hawking's tailor.
Your zodiac sign is Taurus. Are you a typical Taurus?
Go jump in a lake! I'm very agreeable, a bit slothful, tenacious and itchy. My relatives say that I'm also a bit contradictory but that I think it is common in artists.
Can you deny the gossip about the theft of the Kraken DNA samples?
Thou, saucy fen-sucked harpy! How do you dare?
Which is your method for everlasting youth?
Only few know it is a bath in hot tomato sauce twice a week.
One of your gems, "Always on My Mind", is a well known hymn of hatred. Does it also have a more deep meaning?
It's a song about the feeling you get when you're out of time, and that's all.
Willie, you are always fit. How do you do that?
I have invented the Blue Diet: in June I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue corn, robin's eggs and my special Smurf hash.
Our world seems exposed to ferocity and criminality. What would Willie Nelson do?
You know, I believe that giving a bodyguard to every person would make wonders, but most administrators are rapacious fossil chaps little receptive of my clever suggestions.
Willie, you appear to be always so sunny and jovial. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I truly believe that each of us has a dark side. At times, when I face a colleague, my heart grows darker and my vision dims. And suddenly, I fight the need to estinguish that loser from the earth and whirl on his desecrate grave. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to anything to do with that side.
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