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Willow Shields
Willow Shields born June 1st, 2000 (Gemini)
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Few people know that Willow Shields has requested a patent for a nuclear barbecue. (source)

When you were a little girl, did you see acting as a possible career?
Actually, no. My imaginary friend and I decided that I would have become a bookkeeper. But, you know, sometimes you've got to start from the bottom.

Do you have any birthmark?
Yes, I do. I have a little anteater shaped birthmark on my left hip. Probably my father did dream an anteater while my mother was expecting me.

Do you know Daniel Bennett (a former web designer, now a solicitor) from Wichita Falls?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been married to him for 5 weeks. Then there was half a scandal about the odd suicide of a former lover, so their marriage came to a quick end.

On a scale of one to ten, how popular do you think you are?
I'm not sure. I think I'm a four in San Francisco, but a ten in Greenland.

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To fortify my will, I frequently meditate on a hammock made of fresh nettle.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Usually I eat super-natural eco-friendly products, because I care about my skin and my admirers. For example, this week I have a crush for moringa fruits and miso, both amazing inside a double cheeseburger.

Willow, do you have any superpower?
This is a scoop! I can transform in a giant horse, since I was 9, except on Thursdays.

What is your opinion about the controversial issue of global warming?
I've already made clear my opinion in a paper printed on Annals of Philosophical Criticism, written in collaboration with dr. Douglas O. Gonzalez.

There is no possibility any of these is Willow Shields' home telephone number :
4847064137 7210834755 348132028 5742824885 4860220319 2324593384 4127021938 2550161572 8688151028 278271301 2053226213 2713020799 5106537367 7425322456 777292075 6204469103 4063941054 3937673392 9706715517 7281766779
To be honest, my director had lined up my brief conversation with Willow Shields weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I decided at the last moment that I had better things to do, like learning Tibetan or collecting light bulbs. So, the interview above is essentially based on what Willow Shields would have probably answered if I have met her, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of her fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.