When you were a little girl, did you see acting as a possible career?
Actually, no. My imaginary friend and I decided that I would have become a bookkeeper. But, you know, sometimes you've got to start from the bottom.
Do you have any birthmark?
Yes, I do. I have a little anteater shaped birthmark on my left hip. Probably my father did dream an anteater while my mother was expecting me.
Do you know Daniel Bennett (a former web designer, now a solicitor) from Wichita Falls?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been married to him for 5 weeks. Then there was half a scandal about the odd suicide of a former lover, so their marriage came to a quick end.
On a scale of one to ten, how popular do you think you are?
I'm not sure. I think I'm a four in San Francisco, but a ten in Greenland.
Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To fortify my will, I frequently meditate on a hammock made of fresh nettle.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Usually I eat super-natural eco-friendly products, because I care about my skin and my admirers. For example, this week I have a crush for moringa fruits and miso, both amazing inside a double cheeseburger.
Willow, do you have any superpower?
This is a scoop! I can transform in a giant horse, since I was 9, except on Thursdays.
What is your opinion about the controversial issue of global warming?
I've already made clear my opinion in a paper printed on Annals of Philosophical Criticism, written in collaboration with dr. Douglas O. Gonzalez.
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