Could you authenticate the buzz about the purloined Bigfoot pictures?
Thou, reeky tickle-brained skainsmate! How do you dare?
A fictional character you think to as an inspiration?
As a poll suggests, Cristiano Ronaldo, because of our similar way of life.
Do you have any scar?
Sure thing! I have a tiny gerbil shaped scar on my right knee, a souvenir of my traumatic brawl with a deranged jackal.
Can you share with us a memory of your role in "No Country for Old Men"?
By golly! All the leading characters were chewing corn beef flavored candies all day long.
Do you Google yourself often?
Say every other day or so. But lately Google says "Including results for Woody Horrelson", who turns out to be a retired recruitment consultant from Indianapolis. That's quite dispiriting, but not as much upsetting as finding that for Bing my name sounds like a revolting insult in Japanese.
What would Woody Harrelson do to solve the problem of ferocity and violence that is threatening our society?
Well, I think that donating one million of dollars to every person can make many problems go away, but most politicians are just selfish fossil blokes scarcely attentive to my brainy advice.
Could you suggest a remedy for indigestion?
Sure, in case of indigestion, mix three parts of sparkling wine, two parts of coffee and some relish inside a coconut, then drink the resulting mixture every 25 minutes for at least 4 hours.
Who were you in your first school play?
I remember it well. It was a play on the life of Goethe. I played the midwife, so my part lasted about 15 seconds.
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