Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Every day! I mostly buy super-natural alternative products, because I do care about my beauty and my followers. For example, this week I have an obsession for rutabaga and miso, both amazing on BBQ brisket.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a brown chipmunk on my hand. It is radioactive, so I can be find if I get lost in a desert, but unluckily it works only if I'm somehow disrobed.
Do you have any birthmark?
Definitely so! I have a tiny gerbil shaped birthmark on my left hip. Probably my father did dream a gerbil while my mother was expecting me.
Do you have problems with movie directors?
Directors won’t be satisfied with everything all the time, so I just turn a deaf ear to them.
Where did you go on your last break from work?
Last year I leased a chic villa on the secretive mountains of Botswana. The contract included a mined drawbridge to ensure my privacy but also a group of local extras impersonating shutterbugs to let me feel loved.
Which is your favorite snack?
Loin chops with butter, an avocado, four sweet corns, and some white wine.
Which super power do you have?
This is a scoop! I can swimming in melted cheese, but only on Sundays.
Woody, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Woody's surprise". In the middle of one of my famed expeditions in the Hymalayas, I uncovered an unknown tree, now named Xenocista abjecta, that blooms only every 10 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of pineapples and chives. You have to be extremely rich even to unlike it...
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