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A conversation with Yvonne Elliman
Yvonne Elliman
Yvonne Elliman born December 29th, 1951 (Capricorn)
One of Yvonne Elliman's most firm new year resolutions is to obtain soon a license for operating a hovercraft (source)

Do you use a pseudonym when you arrange for a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to run away from supporters and reporters
Sure! We'll do whatever is necessary to duck those critters. I usually employ the moniker "Yvonne Elleman".

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
For certain! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away your love,
you took the lust away from me.
A photo, a book lost in a drawer
my only memories of you.
You took away all that I had,
everything you took away,
so how come your uncle is here to stay?

Which is your forthcoming musical adventure?
Next week I'll release a vinyl-only experimental recording of techno-trance covers of Pavarotti greatest hits, sung in Maori, Japanese and Estonian. I have no doubts it will be the acme of my career.

Yvonne, what’s your biggest defect?
I suspect my worst defect is that it is hard for me to care about what people say. Most of the times I follow my thoughts and I wonder what tigers think when it's raining.

In a letter published on Transactions on Qualitative Semiotics, prof. Kevin S. Harris described your songs as "a perfect summary of present-day pragmatic relativism". Any comment?
Actually, I think that in his paper appeared on Bulgarian Annals of Alternative Iconography, dr. Kenneth O. Morales completely refuted that depthless observation.

How popular are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I dunno. I think I'm a two in Congo, but a ten in Seattle.

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
Since I have embraced natural products, I can't stand common products. My personal toilet paper is obtained from the petals of Centrosparia aciculata, an elusive orchid which grows only in Bulgaria.

What's the strangest nightmare you remember?
I dreamed being castigated by an Ulysses S. Grant impersonator. I kept yelling "I did not paint my neighbor's anteater".

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Yvonne Elliman's home telephone number :
3126374111 7364828948 2589196992 9670461535 378896091 869773374 2639570253 3132038476 2933359150 2155825087 553542821 955743837 7213860866 4348602884 2108234701 9674769391 6843660140 3671653422 7646170630 5646156319
I patiently dawdled for many weeks for an occasion to have a hurried conversation with Yvonne Elliman. The resulting transcription was staggering, like it was written by Astrid Lindgren under the influence of too much rum. So, it was very disastrous that my ferret (on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I punished myself, I struggled to recall those marvelous words. To be straight, I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page is an absolutely accurate report of our meeting, and thus I'm beginning to wonder if it actually took place...
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