Do you use a pseudonym when you arrange for a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to run away from supporters and reporters
Sure! We'll do whatever is necessary to duck those critters. I usually employ the moniker "Yvonne Elleman".
Could you improvise a lyric for us.
For certain! Here it is
Which is your forthcoming musical adventure?
Next week I'll release a vinyl-only experimental recording of techno-trance covers of Pavarotti greatest hits, sung in Maori, Japanese and Estonian. I have no doubts it will be the acme of my career.
Yvonne, what’s your biggest defect?
I suspect my worst defect is that it is hard for me to care about what people say. Most of the times I follow my thoughts and I wonder what tigers think when it's raining.
In a letter published on Transactions on Qualitative Semiotics, prof. Kevin S. Harris described your songs as "a perfect summary of present-day pragmatic relativism". Any comment?
Actually, I think that in his paper appeared on Bulgarian Annals of Alternative Iconography, dr. Kenneth O. Morales completely refuted that depthless observation.
How popular are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I dunno. I think I'm a two in Congo, but a ten in Seattle.
Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
Since I have embraced natural products, I can't stand common products. My personal toilet paper is obtained from the petals of Centrosparia aciculata, an elusive orchid which grows only in Bulgaria.
What's the strangest nightmare you remember?
I dreamed being castigated by an Ulysses S. Grant impersonator. I kept yelling "I did not paint my neighbor's anteater".
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