Do people yell your name and applaud everywhere you go?
Yeah! People love me so much. My strength is that I'm universal: I'm known to elate acclaimed kings and depressed used cars dealers to the same extent. It's nice to know that there are 16 avenues with my name in two different countries, not counting Burundi and Freedonia, which I did not know they were countries.
Do you know Dennis V. Powell (a former web designer, now a solid plasterer) from Portland?
Not personally, but my aunt has been briefly married to him. Then there was some commotion about Dennis having affairs with every coguar from Portland outskirts, so their marriage came to a sudden end.
Which is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
I can confess that I make my own exclusive brand. My personal toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Gastromitra alpestris, an almost extinct tree native of Congo.
Which is your favorite snack?
Doughnuts with tartar sauce, an orange, three carrots, and a tumbler of lemonade.
Zac, should you give up acting, which occupation would you like to choose?
Almost surely that of Smarties color sorter, since I already have quite an experience in that field.
Do you do your own shopping?
No dice! I have a group of shopping experts to elaborate my grocery list and e-mail it to a crew of pro buyers scattered around the planet. For the clothes, I ever pay a squad of surrogates, each sharing with me one body part measure.
Which is your secret for perpetual beauty?
As you may have inferred, it is a daily scrubbing with cement.
Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or VHS) in hour home?
Crud! Excluding "Disaster Movie", I fear it is "Town & Country" or "Parting Shots".
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