If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Zach Galifianakis, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Brown University, signed up for Psychiatrical Logic 101, failed, and bailed out a month after that with a gambling addiction.
What have you got in your pocket?
I got a shitload of banknotes in my pockets. You can watch them, you can ever caress them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?
Yes, I do! I have acquired an irrational phobia for mechanical typewriters, on account of a bizzarre accident happened to my uncle. I'm also terrified by lions, but that is quite normal.
Is there something you would like to do right now?
Well, take a nap in the sun.
Zach, what’s your biggest defect?
I often allure interviewers. But I'm not that drunk right now so if you do not pass out you are going to be relatively safe.
Do you use a pseudonym when you book a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to elude stalkers and supporters
Sure! I do whatever is necessary to get rid of those gremlins. I mostly use the alias "Zach Gulifianakis".
On a scale of one to ten, how famous do you think you are?
I don't know. Probably, I'm a three in Mongolia, but a nine in Las Vegas.
Have you ever participated in a séance?
I'll do! But just once. It was an excruciating experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Isaac Asimov manifested and determined that I'm probably the reincarnation of William Shakespeare's food taster.
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