Some witnesses have seen you in a particular situation with a superstar whose name I'm not authorized to make public. Have you something to add?
If you mean L.L., then it was an absolutely innocuous thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with A.Y...
I may have a picture.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
Well, just an impression. Like when you have the impression everything is OK in your life and then for no reason at all your office and your spouse catch fire. Are we clear now?
Now that I look it under a better light, the picture is indistinct...
What’s the best sound in the world?
Between you and me? It is the soothing jangle of two diamonds caressing each other. But please, write instead something more mainstream, say, "the infectious laugh of an exhilarated child " or "the calming purr of a pleased kitten".
A well-known person you recognize as a part of your life?
None, but maybe John Maynard Keynes, because of our shared moral standings. In my dreams we both breed little wombats.
You appear to be always so joyful and chirpy. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to confess it, but I do. Each of us has a dark side. At times, when I see a so-called artist, disgust makes my bones shake and my vision fades out. And all of a sudden, I feel the urge to shutter forever those ogling eyes. That is my bright side... I let you figure out how dark my dark side is.
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the coffee table appearing in your last movie?
It beats me how such a bagatelle has all of a sudden made everyone mad.
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