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A talk with Zoe Kazan
Zoe Kazan
Zoe Kazan born September 9th, 1983 (Virgo)
Zoe Kazan likes to imagine that in a previous life she was a doughnut (pixabay photo)

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be published in another book. What I can say here is that it will be a guide to choosing dental floss. It will be tattoed on foreheads and backs of 700 fans that will be set loose in Inglewood.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
According to my agent, Zoe Saldana, since I think we share a taste for Marge Simpson.

When your are not on the set, which is your favored hobby?
I think that collecting dummies is quite relaxing.

Present-day world seems to be subject to relentless criminality and ferocity. What would Zoe Kazan do?
I think that assigning a security guard to every citizen can fix many problems, but most politicians are greedy decrepit blokes.

Nowaday the problem of gastroenteritis in weasels is attaining monumental proportions. Is Zoe Kazan doing anything in this respect?
Positively! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night every two weeks. The proceeds ($1,200 per night) will go to a foundation for the cure of gastroenteritis in weasels.

Zoe, what do you think of the controversial problem of global warming?
I think that global warming is a grave problem. Anyway, my followers will surely approve my decision to purchase a nuclear submarine for the possible contingencies.

Your zodiac sign is Virgo. Are you a typical Virgo?
O.K.! I'm affable, somehow torpid, yielding and itchy. My friends say that I'm also a bit contradictory but that I think it is common in artist.

I heard you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
Actually, I spent 3 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Hilton hotel. However, I learnt to levitate just a little.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Zoe Kazan's secret telephone number :
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I arranged a brief meeting with Zoe Kazan weeks beforehand. The resulting article was jaw-dropping, like "Fahrenheit 451" rewritten by Iron Man. Thus, it was lamentable, to put it mildly, that my cat ate my only copy! After I dissimulated devastating emotions, I attempted to recollect those impressive words. To be straight, I'm not really sure this web page is an absolutely factual run-down of our meeting, and now I'm starting to ask myself if it actually happened...
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