An interview with Zoe Kazan
Zoe Kazan
Zoe Kazan born September 9th, 1983 (Virgo)
In her mysterious cavern Zoe Kazan is patiently searching a way to turn sawdust into peanut butter (pixabay photo)

Zoe, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Zoe's miracle". During one of my explorations of Chilean plateau, I discovered an unremarkable tree unknown to botanists, now named Acracista aurea, that blooms only every 9 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of watermelons and tartar sauce. It may sound unpalatable, but it's kind of moreish.

Zoe, what do you think of global warming?
I've made clear my thoughts in a paper printed on Russian Anthropological Quarterly, written in collaboration with prof. William B. Jenkins.

Zoe, you seem to be always so cheerful and effervescent. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to admit it, but I do. I think that every person has a dark side. For example, when I look at another actress, my heart darkens and my sight fades out. And all of a sudden, I fight an impulse to shutter those leering eyes for good. That is my cheerful side... I let you figure out how my dark side is.

Who were you in your first school play?
I remember it well. It was a play on the life of King Arthur. I played Captain America until somebody got smart.

Zoe, you have been seen in an embarassing situation with a vip whose name I'm not at liberty to release. Care to comment?
Do you mean F.L.? That is a totally inoffensive thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with X.W...

I may have a photograph.
Well, the photo is surely just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Well, accidents are known to occur. Like when you accidentally take a double exposure. Or, for example, your office may be "accidentally" swarmed by the CIA looking for some improper things a guy may have "accidentally" left there. Do you understand?

I was joking, there is no photo at all...

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Zoe Kazan's secret telephone number :
5554055636 6203183953 7091825396 9264674691 2541468202 6111416595 9326634305 7390378971 3741432097 9576569675 9840699049 7404451541 299902363 716585114 595816515 734088614 5437459664 9500904385 7793376093 9819189905
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