Is there something you would like to do right now?
Quite. Read the death notice of my worst enemy.
Nowaday the problem of malaria in horses is reaching gigantic proportions. Are you doing something to alleviate the problem?
Yep! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a week. The proceeds ($1,000/night) will be donated to an organization for the cure of malaria in horses.
Do you do your own shopping?
I'm too busy doing very important things for the humankind and I can't waste time on such technicalities. I have a bunch of Princeton dropouts to compile my grocery list and pass it along to a gang of professional buyers scattered around the globe. For the clothes, I ever hire a number of doubles, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.
Zoë, what’s your biggest defect?
A few people say that I have a propensity to yell abusive commentaries, but they are just clueless cockalorums.
When you were a little girl, did you see acting as your career?
Actually, no. My imaginary friend and I decided that I would have become a dentist. But, you know, things don't always go as planned.
Could you authenticate the gossip about your participation in the rogue crisis of mermaid pictures?
Thou, beslubbering motley-minded clotpole! How do you dare?
Do you ever Google yourself?
Say every day or so. But lately Google often asks "Did you mean Zoë Krevitz", who happens to be a retired diver from Phoenix. That's quite saddening, but not as much upsetting as finding that according to Yahoo my name is similar to a horrible blasphemy in Japanese.
Can you tell me the square root of 3316885422?
According to my fans the politically correct answer is something around 16.
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