Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather embarassing. It was a play on the life of Socrates. I played Aladdin: the author was a famed alcoholic.
Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I believe that cooking food is quite a waste of time, since there are bistros and canteens more than willing to deliver my daily dose of sugars and vitamines. The few times I cook for my disciples, I like to design salads. My most cherished one is a mix of beef jerk and soybeans, which I assume can be fine for both vegans and normal people.
Interesting! Would you like to share the recipe?
Sure! You take the beef jerk and the soybeans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some rye bread.
Do not mind, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made those sandwiches, you throw away the bread and mix beef jerk and soybeans with some salt and pepper and you are done!
If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
I'd have to say a sheep.
Your zodiac sign is Gemini. May I read you your horoscope?
Naturally! My fans say I'm a sucker for zodiacal nonsense.
You have gathered a lot of disgruntlement inside that can discharge at any moment. You will feel yourself again only if you excuse or take revenge upon somebody who has angered you in the past.
Very well! You are spot on!
What is your take of the current Oscar quarreling?
To be sincere, this has always been an elephant in the room.
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