An interview with Zooey Deschanel
Zooey Deschanel
Zooey Deschanel born January 17th, 1980 (Capricorn)
Zooey Deschanel lived 2 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Best Western hotel. However, she learnt to bend fire, just a little (source)

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my will tougher, I periodically meditate on a hammock made of rough sandpaper and poison ivy.

Some witnesses have seen you in an embarassing setting with a celebrity whose name or gender I've not the authorization to publish. Have you something to add?
If you mean P.V., then it was a totally irreproachable thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with Z.X...

I may have a photograph.
You know, I think the photo is just an impression...

An impression? I do not understand.
Well, just an impression. Like when you got the impression everything is perfectly fine in your life and then for no reason at all your mother and your cat catch fire. Capisce?

I was just mocking you, there is no photo at all...
Is there a deep meaning hidden in "Elf"?

Yes, that people regret the things they didn’t do - or something like that.

Could you tell us the story of your next movie?
Absolutely! It is the story of Barbara, a gastroenterologist from Fresno. She is seized by an enigmatic individual and she is demanded to create stupid "completelY fUbar Talks" for some web site, from a concealed cubicle. (If you can't free me, tell Stephen I never loved him...)

When your are not acting, which is your preferred hobby?
I think that making rubber band balls is quite relaxing.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Zooey Deschanel's secret telephone number is listed here :
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Actors are very busy people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Zooey Deschanel completely alone and we obtained the interview above without her help. Thus, this web page is an an extrasensorial transcription we obtained employing a trained mentalist from Memphis.
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