Zooey, which is your secret for eternal beauty?
Curiously, it is a weekly shower in fresh tomato soup.
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I'm allergic to ferrets, calcium sulfate and negativity.
Do you have a favorite book?
I'm addicted to "The Picture of Dorian Gray" by Orson Wide.
You surely mean, by Oscar Wilde?
I seriously doubt it, but I've heard it both ways.
What is your opinion about global warming?
My opinion is that global warming is a grave problem. Anyway, my fans will surely be pleased to know that my next mansion will be at least 90 feet above the sea-level.
Do people yell your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
Dog my cats! I dig people's mind. My power is that I'm all-embracing: I'm known to move acclaimed cosmonauts and desperate accountants in the same fashion. Say, there are at least 13 avenues with my name in three different countries, not counting Bhutan and Bangalla.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I imagine a weasel. A big, fat, poised weasel, full and dozy in a summer breeze.
How do you invest all the dough you made?
If you have money to invest, I can organize a meeting with some guys from Colombia who can make you a juicy offer. You can give them a photo of your kids as a sign of your good will.
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