An interview with Zooey Deschanel
Zooey Deschanel
Zooey Deschanel born January 17th, 1980 (Capricorn)
Which is Zooey Deschanel's secret for unblemished skin? As you may have imagined, it is a scrubbing with cement once a day (source)

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My real love is Beethoven.

Which is your favorite snack?
Breakfast cereals with margarine, a pineapple, four onions, and a few drops of fruit smoothie.

You were brilliant in "Elf". Were you given a lot of freedom to create your character?
Absolutely! The director was like fresh mud in my hands.

Zooey, you are always so strapping. Which is your secret?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: in the month of March I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue Smarties and my special Smurf stew.

What's the most uncanny dream you remember?
Not actually a dream: I was in a deserted gloomy space. A rotten flavor in my mouth. Then I realized I got befuddled at a rerun of "Catwoman" in a shabby drive-in near Los Angeles.

I read that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
I was made by my uncle, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.

And since when did you feel an urge to fight dengue?
Since I feared to have it.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Almost surely it is the exciting jingle of two diamonds caressing each other. But please, write instead something more crowd-pleasing, say, "the cheery laugh of a delighted child " or "the placid purr of a pleased kitten".

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Zooey Deschanel's secret telephone number :
8835795902 3876165159 3567437746 662028116 596161836 6560204265 2331140887 7179214611 2922534606 3966802762 5342584200 8265859316 5140834989 2756312528 6429285899 3410967332 866240931 948141225 786465033 7219613887
To be sincere, my supervisor had arranged my brief interview with Zooey Deschanel several weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I decided I had better things to do, like feeding my pet gnu or collecting light bulbs. So, the transcript above is mainly the impression of a dream that followed after a copious dinner of beans and cabbage stew.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.