A conversation with will.i.am
will.i.am born March 15th, 1975 (Pisces)
In his will, will.i.am has stipulated that his ashes should be scattered on the Moon, possibly by hand. (source)

When your are not singing, which is your favored hobby?
I think that the construction of rubber band balls rests my mind.

Do you know Paul Y. Stewart (a former plumbing inspector, now a radio journalist) from Brownsville?
Not personally, but my aunt has been briefly betrothed to him. Then there was half a scandal about some licentious photographs sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to an abrupt ending.

What's your vice?
I love videogaming so much, I can put in hour and hours into one session. See, surely you are going to judge me for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is not giving a damn.

Apart from singing, what one thing do you do exceptionally well?
Actually, I can move my ears independenty while I pat my forehead.

A well-known person you think to as an inspiration?
As several people say, Dante Alighieri, because of our deep bright eyes. In my ideal world we both enjoy the company of cute koalas.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I liked all of their movies.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a red ocelot on my elbow. It is bioluminescent, so I can be retrieved if I get lost in a desert, but unluckily it works better if I'm slightly disrobed.

Modern society seems prone to ferocity and criminality. What would will.i.am do?
You know, in my opinion, assigning a security guard to every citizen would solve many issues, but most legislators are close-fisted fossil chaps scarcely responsive to my clever advice.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain will.i.am's private telephone number :
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To be honest, my director had patiently lined up my interview with will.i.am several weeks beforehand. Unluckily, I decided at the last moment that I had better things to do, like grooming my pet lion or visiting Canada. So, the transcript above is mainly the recollection of a nightmare I had after a generous dinner based on liver pâté and beans.
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